Thursday, April 13, 2006

Where is the Afikomen?




Yesterday began the Jewish holiday of Passover. Passover, Pesach in Hebrew, lasts for eight days and commemorates the Exodus from Egypt.

It is one of our holidays summed in the statement:
They tried to kill us. We survived. Lets eat!

While I could go on and on about the overload of amphibians and insects. You know, the ten plagues, I will focus on some more modern instances.

Pesach begins with two dinners called Seder. A Seder, defined simply as "order," is a well structured meal in which we enjoy lavish food, great company, and plenty of wine -- four cups required. We generally double that, just to be safe. I wouldn't want to be a bad Jew or anything. Leavened products like bread and beer are forbidden in remembrance of the story that the fleeing slaves did not have time to let their bread rise. However Ramapo Valley Brewery may put a stop to the latter beginning in 2007!

We had plenty of people over and enough briscuit, matzo ball soup, and asparagus to feed a small army. While this is not unusual for a Jewish mother to prepare this year, in fact, it was not that far off - five of my brother's frat were coming by.

Traditionally after the meal the kids look for a hidden matzo piece called the afikomen. This serves as dessert, but before giving to head of house they bargain for a prize.

The brothers told me a story about their house tradition in which ‘dessert’ and ‘prize’ may have a little different connotation.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Caution: To Avoid The Sharp Matter And Point (And Channel Two Too)



Caution: To Avoid The Sharp Matter And Point
I guess that hand is the 'before' shot

Soft And Safe Play For Fun
And this is directed to kids?

Catch It, Stress It, Throw It, Hit It!
Stress it. Tell it what you really think.

Pom Pon
WTF?


I wonder if this was on on Channel Two?
According to Cincinnati's WLWT Don and his family are quite upset with what they saw. His wife Nicole told the reporters [that] "They should have immediately taken it off and not waited 25 minutes."
Yeah, right - outraged.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

iPod One


So what would one listen to on Airforce One? Nothing better than the infamous iPod One, of course.

As I sit here prepping for my work day I am reminded that even the leader of the free world can jam during the quest for WMDs.

I think I'll crank up my pod download my 'casts and honor Dubya by cranking up my frat rock and western. And get kickin' this fine Tuesday morning.

I advise you to do the same.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Birthday Bar


I wasn't really planning on quitting, but thanks for the validation. Why don't we have bars like this in the States? Maybe I'll have to add this on the list of things to do.

I was in a bar yesterday for a birthday party and came across some equally blatant wording. This bar had just relocated from a less desireable area and there were some obvious remnants of its past. The most inappropriate of which was a list of rules posted at the front door. Three stood out: "No Do Rags" -- that makes sense considering (note spelling), "Must Speak English" -- I always thought this was think don't speak, and the last "No Colors" -- I hope that reference was gangs.

Getting in was no problem. Getting out was another story. I had to hop over a slurring cowboy who had earlier served as the DJ. There is nothing quite like a first impression. Not sure if I'll be rivisiting that place.

Stuff To Do

OK. I have friends coming to town this month and had to come up with something to do. And stuff for them to do while I'm at work.

Turns out our little town has much to do. But I'll have to be a tourist in my own city to recommend them all. Any insite or additions would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks to everyone who responded with their three cents worth.

Art and Theater
1. Aronoff Center
2. Funnybone
3. Go Bananas Comedy
4. Pendleton Center (Final Friday)
5. Playhouse in the Park
6. Showboat majestic

Entertainment
1. The Beach
2. Blue Wisp
3. Coney Island
4. Kings Island
5. Newport on the Levee
6. Wineries: Meyer, Vinoklet, Moyer, Valley

Gambling
1. Argosy Casino
2. Belterra Casino
3. Grand Victoria Casino
4. Keeneland Race Track
5. River Downs (Race Track)
6. Turfway Park (Race Track)

Museums - Local

1. Art Museum
2. Classical Music Hall of Fame
3. Contemporary Art Center
4. Daniel Carter Beard House
5. Freedom Center
6. Harriet Beecher Stowe Birthplace
7. Loveland Castle
8. Natural History Museum
9. Reds Hall of Fame
10. Taft Birthplace Home
11. Taft Museum
12. Ulysses S Grant Home

Museums - Day Trip
1. COSI/Columbus
2. Louisville Slugger Tour/Museum
3. Lunken Airport
4. Miami/Oxford Art Museum
5. Wright Patterson Air Force Base

Parks - Local
1. Brookville Lake
2. Ault Park
3. Eden Park
4. Fort Ancient
5. French Park
6. Hueston Woods (Oxford)
7. Lake Isabella
8. Mt Airy Forest
9. Sawyer point
10. Sculpture Park (Hamilton)
11. Serpent Mound

Parks - Day Trip
1. Big Bone Lick State Park
2. Levee Murals
3. Mammoth Cave
4. Natural Bridge State Park
5. Red River Gorge
6. Seven Caves
7. Sun Watch Village
8. Yellow Springs

Restaurants/Bars – Local Fare
1. Aglamesis Brothers
2. Arnold’s
3. Graeters
4. Izzy’s
5. LaRosa’s
6. Mainstrasse Village
7. Montgomery Inn
8. The Precinct
9. Skyline
10. United Dairy Farmers
11. Zips

Shopping
1. Findley Market
2. Jungle Jims
3. Traders World

Sports
1. Bearcats (UC)
2. Bengals
3. Kentucky Speedway
4. Muskies (XU)
5. Reds

Drive By's
1. Frank Lloyd Wright Homes
  • Amberley Village, Indian Hill, Wyoming
2. The Seven Hills of Cincinnati - Include River Overlooks
  • See http://www.cincinnati.com/local/atoz/upsanddowns.html
3. Architecture Tour
  • Downtown Cincinnati:
    Carew, City Hall, Cincinnati Bell Building, Contemporary Arts Center, Court House, Fourth Street Bus Termincal, John Weld Peck Federal Building, Plum Street Temple, PNC Building, St. Johns Church, St. Peter in Chains Cathedral, Suspension Bridge
  • Cincinnati and Suburbs:
    Hughs High School, Frank Lloyd Wright (see #1), University of Cincinnati (DAAP, Vontz Center) Union Terminal, Walnut Hills High School, Withrow High School
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Day Trips
1. Bardstown KY - Jim Beam & Makers Mark
2. German Village, Columbus
3. Shaker Village
4. Windsor Canada